The holidays are here, which means it’s time for phoning it in at work, awkward family conversations, and a diet consisting of 80% cookies and questionable eggnog. But there’s one tradition few people have the chestnuts to talk about: dropping nasty yule logs after your holiday feasts.
Enter Dingle Bell Wipes—the newest addition to the DUDE Wipes lineup, just in time for you to wreck the toilet at your company holiday party.
We took our signature XL DUDE Wipes and infused them with scents of clove, crisp pine, fresh balsam, and other jolly sh*t to turn your bathroom breaks into a festive escape. Whether you’re battling the aftermath of your aunt’s mystery casserole or the third plate of ham, Dingle Bell Wipes will keep your ho-ho-hole merrier than Santa himself.
And don’t forget, these bad boys are flushable, so you won’t have any embarrassing shituations when you deck the stalls at your in-laws’ house. Don’t ruin the holidays with dry TP—you might as well be wiping with wrapping paper. Spread some holiday cheer to your rear with Dingle Bells.
Butt don’t wait—this is an Amazon exclusive that’s gonna disappear faster than a plate of your grandma’s cookies. Grab a pack, ya filthy animal.
