The Brown Card


 

 

 

Limited offer — one per person

TP Violation.
Send ‘Em a
Brown Card.

No one should commit penalties to their backside. DUDE Wipes are the only way to clear away the junk TP leaves behind. If you have a DUDE in your life that is still using TP, send them a Brown Card and help clean up their bathroom game.

DUDE Wipes ref issuing a Brown Card
Free DUDE Wipes sample
Free shipping Limited supply One per person

Who Deserves a Brown Card?

Is someone in your life still using TP? Send them a Brown Card and a DUDE wipes sample for their Butt Violation.

One per email address. Duplicate submissions will not be fulfilled.