After a major fumble, the Chicago Bears are set to be the freshest team in the NFL.
In the final episode of HBO’s “Hard Knocks,” Canadian lineman Theo Benedet made a brutal rookie mistake. His teammates tasked him with picking up some butt wipes for the squad. He allegedly couldn’t find any, so he called an audible and came back to the facility with a container of Clorox disinfecting wipes....c'mon, dude.
Theo Benedet grabbed clorox wipes instead of dude wipes 😂 #NFL pic.twitter.com/AIozmPLe0H
— Tanner Phifer (@TannerPhifer) August 28, 2024
As Chi-town natives, we couldn’t bear (pun 100% intended) to see our squad suffer the rest of the season, so we swooped in to save their asses—literally.
We loaded up our Mini Pooper with enough DUDE Wipes for the whole roster and headed straight to Bears HQ. The shipment will arrive just in time for the start of the season.
Time will tell whether the Bears are a legit contender this year, butt one thing’s for certain: they’ll have the cleanest end zones in the league.
Shout out to TMZ for covering the story - get the exclusive scoop here!
