While perusing Reddit, we stumbled upon a DUDE who was desperately battling some nasty butt odor.
“My butt smells like sh*t after I wipe and wash my ass,” he lamented. “What could be causing this? I'm able to get whiffs of myself when I sit down.”
To be 100% clear, most anuses don’t smell like a bed of roses. Much like your armpits, your butthole is a hard-to-reach area that harbors hair, sweat, and bacteria. All of those things, combined with the fact that poop comes out of there, can contribute to some nasty stenches that even the most hygienic man can’t conquer.
That said, if your anal aroma becomes unbearable, there might be some complicating factors at play. Let’s break down why your butt smells like a biohazard even after you’ve given it the ol’ soap-and-water treatment and how to neutralize that odor for good.
Why Does Your Butt Smell Even After Washing It?
Here are five reasons your ass reeks even after a good scrub down.
1. Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids (AKA piles) are swollen veins in your rectum that can trap moisture and, well, other unpleasant things, leading to a situation where no amount of scrubbing can fully erase the evidence. It’s not just uncomfortable—it’s a breeding ground for odor.
2. Overactive Bacteria
If you don't dry your butt completely after showering, the water festers between your cheeks. When it's not dry and you sit all day long with excess moisture, it can lead to some stinky problems, like bacterial infections.
3. Fungal Infections
A sweaty butt can cause an overgrowth of fungi in your anal area, leading to yeast infections. These often entail chronic itching and occasional discharge which has a funky stench.
4. Dead Skin Cell Buildup
You might not think of your butt as a place where dead skin cells congregate, but they do—and they’re plotting against you. When you don’t exfoliate, these cells can pile up, creating a layer of funk that soap can’t quite penetrate.
5. STIs
Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) like gonorrhea and chlamydia can cause unpleasant odors if any discharge leaks from the rectum.
How to Make Your Butt Smell Good
If you’ve wiped your ass and showered but your booty still smells awful, try these 7 tips.
1. Wash Your Butthole Properly
A lot of DUDES think “washing” their butt is just letting the water trickle down their crack in the shower. That ain’t gonna cut it. Get in there with your hand or a washcloth and scrub your hole with soap and water. It’s the nastiest crevice of your body, so wash it accordingly.
2. Use Butt Deodorant Wipes
Just like you put deodorant on your armpits, your third pit can benefit from deodorant too. That’s why we made DUDE Odor Destroyer Wipes. These bad boys are infused with odor-eliminating technology that keeps your butt smelling pristine for 24 hours. Grab a pack on Amazon and say goodbye to stank for good.
3. Use a Bidet
Showering is one thing, but a bidet provides a whole new level of targeting cleaning that eliminates every last remnant of poop residue. If your butt is notoriously stinky, upgrading to a bidet is the #1 thing you can do. Treat your ass to a DUDE Wiper 1000—it’s like an insurance policy against dingleberries, swamp ass, and stank.
4. Manscape Your Butt Hair
Butt hair traps moisture and gives bacteria a cozy place to hang out, leading to that unfortunate odor situation. When you trim the hair down there, you’re cutting down on the places where sweat, bacteria, and other, uh, substances can cling and cause a stink.
Plus, with less hair in the way, your hygiene routine becomes more effective—soap and water can do their job more thoroughly, and you’ll feel fresher, longer.
5. Try a New Soap
Not all body washes are created equal. That neon goop you bought for $5 might not be equipped to eliminate your vicious butt odor. Instead, consider switching to a body wash that’s specifically formulated to defend against body odor. It might even be worth booking an appointment with a dermatologist for a prescription treatment.
6. Exfoliate
You’ve been lectured about the importance of exfoliating your face. But it turns out you should be exfoliating your butthole too, especially if you’re noticing unwanted odors. Get yourself a gentle body scrub to slough off dead skin cells, debris, and other grime that builds up throughout the week.
7. Wear Breathable Underwear
Even if you follow a rigid anal hygiene protocol, you can undo your progress with tight-fitting underwear. If your butt can’t breathe, it’s gonna start to reek. Ditch your tighty whities for a pair of boxers or go commando (if you dare).
It’s Okay to Smell Your Butt
Talking about butt odor shouldn’t be taboo. The anus is a window into your overall health, so whether you’re worried about hemorrhoids or just want to smell better for your partner, you shouldn’t be ashamed to evaluate your anal odors.
Butt if your new level of familiarity leaves you unsatisfied with the way your a-hole smells, you might be concerned. Fear not—our Odor Destroyer Wipes instantly eliminate your booty fumes so you can unlock a new level of confidence.
Give ‘em a go and turn your butt into the best-smelling part of your body.
